Here is a good collection of Naughty Facebook Status. We will be updating this Facebook Status soon.
If you don’t have a Facebook account, all your high school friends just assume you died.
Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few can catch your heart.
My girlfriend asked if I would swim across the ocean for her, and I said It`s freaking 2012, I`ll rent a boat.
If u feel stressed, give yourself a break Eat some ice cream, chocolates, candy & cake Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS..
If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.
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